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Tattoo Sex

Being an experienced, professional tattoo artist means rarely having to say, "I'm not sure," when it comes to figuring out just what a woman's really after in sex. Art being mostly a reflection of sex (or the other
way around), the tattoo art on a woman can be a great guide to her sexual preferences, you see. If you know what to look for. The form of the tattoo, itself, on or desired by a woman, really doesn't necessarily say that much on its own. "I want a heart," the gorgeous blonde told me, "because I like the shape of its upper
curves...reminds me of my own tight little, perfect ass," she informed me. She wanted the heart because the
ass-shaped top of the heart reminded her that she was in love with her own butt. 

See what I mean about going with shapes/images of tattoos alone? A heart on a woman, by itself, may say something about love but doesn't always point to where she's directing that emotion. Or how about this one: "Give me a short, white cock," the petite, tan-skinned redhead who looked like a French fashion model
requested of me. That she wanted a "short, white cock" would lead most men to believe that's exactly
what she liked: short, Anglo cocks. Not so. She wanted a three inch white cock tattoo on her "to
compare with what's actually going inside me on weekends," she said. "Which is 13 inches of black
dick." Shape, image, color, size...of the tattoo can not serve as a guide alone, regarding a woman's desires.

Believe me, I know. From listening to years of explanations as to the what and where and why of the many ladies' preferences in tattoos, I can forecast with a 95% probability what that woman on the beach
with a blue shark tattoo on her ankle is saying, wanting from a guy--if it is a guy she's wanting, that is... 
Placement. That's the real key. The MOST important thing. Where the lady wants the tattoo to appear. All the rest: color, shape, image, so-own is secondary to placement. Take that first woman, the gorgeous blonde who was in love with her own ass. She wanted the heart tattoo to go on the top of her right hand, so she could see it all the time, admire it. She couldn't stare at her own ass in a mirror all day, so the next best thing was a heart-ass on her right hand, most people not realizing the reasoning 'behind' it. She wanted the ass-heart to be pink, too, like her own butt. I had to make it a tad darker than her skin, though, so it'd stand
out. The ass part of the heart was to be "exaggerated" a bit, so it'd have more ass than heart. I saw her seated with a well-dressed man at an expensive restaurant a while back. The guys got her surrounded by expensive Champaign, a $200 meal sits untouched in front of her, a big chunk of glass on her left hand glitters like hell... She's staring at the pink heart-ass on her right hand, oblivious to what the guys saying to her, it seems. I think the guy may not understand the what or why of the lady's obsession with the pink ass-heart on her right hand, so I draw on the back of one of my business cards a pair of off-centered lips, put a
mustache on them that resembles his own, and have the lips smacking at the butt-like curves of a big-assed, pink heart. 

I mean, if he's not bright enough to realize what a big-assed, pink heart on a woman's right hand means, this addition should definitely clarify the situation for him, I think. I give the card to the guy while he's in the men's room. He looks at the card and my own mustache then says to me, "I don't go there. Not into that
kind of stuff." I'm trying to tell him, with my art, that the only place he'll be going with the lady at his table is his lips to her ass-both figuratively and literally speaking--and he tells me that he doesn't go there. 
Or maybe he's saying that I can't go there on him--don't know which. He smiles at me as he leaves the men's room, though, so I assume he thinks I'm hot and passionate to kiss his ass...

The other lady mentioned above, the redhead model-type who was taking huge black cock on the weekends but wanted a short, white prick tattoo on her, asked to have the little, pale prick placed on the front of her upper right leg, just above mini skirt and shorts level? So she could compare her husband's cock (the little white one) with the big black dick feeding her pussy every weekend? The point the lady made to me was that she mostly got fucked missionary-style by her dark man, so the white, puny dick would clearly be visible to her when she was flat on her back, legs wide, and taking the black cock inside her.
Her way of "comparing pleasures," you see. It would turn her on to 'view', in a way, her husband's bitty dick as she was being fucked hard by a big, black cock. I put the white dick on her leg just where and
like she wanted it: three inches hard, one-half inch wide, bent to the side slightly, light pink but showing clearly on her tan French skin, an ugly head that looked somewhat like a fishhead and the cock upside down, dick-head towards her knee...pointing away from her pussy...where she'd prefer the real pale one to
point, she said. In a bikini on the beach, it'd look like an ugly white worm on her leg to others, but to her it would be her husband's micro cock.

Different strokes... Meaning, for her, short ones on the weekdays; long ones on the weekends. She was going to explain the tattoo to her husband, she told me, by telling him that she wanted a copy of his dick on her leg so she'd have something of him to remember on all those weekends she had to be away from home to 'work.' Ugliest fucking piece of art work that I ever created, that pale, warped little fish-headed, skinny dick... If the arrangement didn't work out, I told the redhead, "come back and I'll put a little space cap on the dickhead and give it three red eyes... "Make a great space-worm alien that way...no charge."

Now to that lady on the beach with a blue shark tattoo on her ankle: This is most likely a woman who first wants to draw a person's attention to her feet. That the tattoo is of a shark means she is quite possibly looking for male attention down there, since most women associate that fish with men. The color of it--blue--is also a masculine calling card. She's saying, "Hey, guys, look at my sexy feet!" This is likely to be a lady in need of foot and leg worship, the kind of female that really enjoys a man's tongue roaming all
over her down there. Although this skin-art-as-sexual-guide-to-feminine-desires procedure is not
an exact science by any means, I would strongly advise that guys be weary of women with Black Widow spiders tattooed near their cunts. Unless the guy is after a 'true' one-night stand, that is.

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